Publish Your Poetry: A How-To Guide in 80 Easy Steps
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Oct 30, 2022
Curious about how to publish a book of poetry? In my experience, these are more or less the basic steps...
- Read other people’s poetry.
- Write poems.
- Get feedback.
- Hate feedback.
- Revise anyway.
- Subscribe to 5 poetry journals (or read them monthly at the library).
- Read other people’s poetry.
- Send poems out.
- Get poems rejected.
- Be hurt.
- Deal with it.
- Revise anyway.
- Send poems out again.
- Read other people’s poetry.
- Publish a poem!
- Receive ZERO DOLLARS for publication.
- Revise anyway.
- Send more poems out.
- Read other people’s poetry.
- More poems rejected.
- Be hurt.
- Deal with it.
- Read other people’s poetry.
- Revise anyway.
- Send more poems out.
- Publish more poems!
- Receive $25-50 for publication.
- Read other people’s poetry.
- Attend poetry workshop.
- Get feedback.
- Hate feedback.
- Hate the douche giving you the feedback.
- Revise anyway.
- Get another poem published!
- Big AHA moment: douche was right!
- Revise again.
- Read chapbooks.
- Research chapbook publishers.
- Submit chapbook for publication.
- Get chapbook rejected.
- Re-send chapbook back out same day.
- Read other people’s poetry.
- Chapbook published!
- Receive 10 copies of chapbook as payment.
- Submit to all of the poetry contests.
- Watch poet friends win poetry contests.
- Write more poems.
- Get feedback.
- Appreciate feedback.
- Revise poems.
- Shortlisted for poetry contest!
- Pull poems into full manuscript of 48 pages+
- Hate 36 of 48 mss pages.
- Read other people’s poetry.
- Get feedback on full manuscript.
- Appreciate feedback.
- Revise manuscript.
- Read other people’s poetry.
- Hate only 12 of 48 mss pages.
- Make list of poetry publishers.
- Ask poet friends how to publish a poetry book.
- Buy beer for sobbing poet friends.
- Send query to 5-6 publishers.
- Grow old.
- Thank gods for other people’s poetry.
- Attend writing workshop.
- Win poetry contest!
- Win $1000 for poetry contest!
- Calculate lifetime spend on poetry books and workshops.
- Receive 5 form letter rejections.
- Try to forget mean thing 1 publisher said.
- Be hurt.
- Deal with it.
- Send poems out again.
- Read other people’s poetry.
- 2 years later: 1 publisher asks to see manuscript
- POETRY MANUSCRIPT ACCEPTED AND PUBLISHED
- Receive $0 and 10 copies on publication.
- Read other people’s poetry.
- Write more poems. Repeat.
*Replace with Fiction if desired: same same -- with added BONUS FUN ROUND of rejection from agents!